Cracktastic

Specific Prompt:

Pick a mythical creature. This is your new pet. What kind of chaos ensues? To clarify, you live your current life. How would these mythical creatures fit into your world? How does your unicorn get along with Fido? What kind of destruction does your manticore cause? Tell us about it.

Fanfic Prompt:

I'm still in Star Trek mode (well, technically I have been my whole twenty years of life, but yeah). Write a Spock/Uhura crack!fic. Spock is obligated to meet Uhura's parents. How does this meeting go? How does he feel about this? Why is she even making him do this? Be creative, be cracky...but please, keep Spock logical. Spock can be logical even when he's cracktastic.

Write a story including the phrase:

Their hands were pale and dead.

Use this song for inspiration:

"Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

One Word Prompts:

Lazy
Inefficient
Drooping
Tedious
Carnival
Chocolate